Why Vaga-Lux™?
We put the CARE in MansionCare™
A work force like no other! With this limited-time offer, you can mine the talents of the once respectable, now depleted and depressed middle class, who are saddled with the debt of Netflix subscriptions, COBRA payments, Capital One interest, Cymbalta prescriptions, and scandalous Juul bills. We provide you with an introduction to highly educated, under employed, unfailingly polite artists, writers, actors, professional dog-walkers and cat-sitters, graphic designers, and recycling virtuosos who’ve graduated from Harvard, won Nobel Prizes for robotic heart surgery, nabbed a Pulitzer, and danced the lead in Swan Lake but at the moment just can’t put two nickels together.
What you and your minions can expect from Vaga-Luxer™ Bootcamp
- "10 Highly Effective Ways to Spend a Month Alone in a Big-Ass House”
- "Mise en place, the Antidote to Personal-Effects Drift”
- “Watering Succulents, Staking Orchids”
- “What to Do When Caught Talking Dirty to Alexa"
Come Vaga-Lux™ with us.
At the moment our fiercely talented and criminally underpaid vaga-luxers are off on punishing assignments, polishing mid-century chrome furniture to match the gleam of Cardi B’s lip gloss or combing Maine Coons for clients who travel the feral cat show circuit. So check back soon or have your P.A. send our P.A. an email at vagaluxing@gmail.com—subject line "Who's the Boss?"
